We value your privacy more than the Browns value their first-round picks (and that’s saying a lot).

What We Collect:

• Personal Info: Name, email, shipping address, payment details.

• Usage Data: Device type, browser, visit duration — purely to improve your experience.

• Laughs: Every time you browse our site and see a slogan that hits too close to home.

How We Use It:

• To process your orders and ship your glorious clown gear.

• To notify you of shipping, discounts, or new “disappointments” (products).

• To protect our site and your info from bots, trolls, and fake fans.

What We Don't Do:

• Sell your data to third parties.

• Spam your inbox (you’ll only hear from us if it matters or if it’s funny).

Data Security:

We use encryption, secure servers, and third-party services (like Shopify/Stripe/PayPal) to keep things tight